Wow, its been so long...where have you been?? Well, lets just say that i was locked in a cage for a while, but i found a way out... Anyways happy thanksgiving yall, apologies to the people that have been anxiously waiting on me to write a new blog, ive been busy.... but not that busy.. lets start with last night though and get back into our work...
The day before thanksgiving, somehow my whole city was swept up with the same idea, in a last ditch effort find someone special before the holiday and suprisingly i found one... but lost her to the night (oh no i thought you were superman)... anyways long story short i met up with some high school friends who were back in town and had the same idea in mind, and bam theres a girl that used to waiter at a local bar... well one thing leads to another and she starts hanging with me, holding on to my pants n buying me shots, done deal im thinking right?? Wrong.....i was walking around with her and we had ditched her friend, stupidly i went to go say hi and bring her back into our circle...but since her friend wasnt getting any D (which means dick) she started taking her away from me....
I would go on but you can tell the story from here, lost her for the night, went home alone, spent a couple hours drunk calling people. "Hey please come over your so sexy..." Where does that even come from??
The lesson for the week, jealous friends WILL stop you from sleeping with her friend, so either roll with a wing man who will take one for the team, or IGNORE and SEPERATE from all friends that way she goes home with you...
Stay Thirsty my friends ill be back next week, where we can talk about, Lyzz, the cuban dancer from austrailia...(sounds good right??)
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Week 14 "Break ups"
Ooooooh, poor baby...hold ur little head, its gonna be ok hahha.... You know, sooner or later i knew i had to talk about this, its inevitable that after a matter of time, that special person, the one you love so much, the one whos laundry you do, who you take care of while theyre sick, who do you nasty freaky things to and tell them nothings wierd about any of there requests (really, you want me to wear a teddy bear costume, i guess so...haha.), its only a matter of time before you are faced with the truth, that the light just isnt shining as bright as you thought it was, and it comes time to say goodbye....But why is it such an ulgy process??
Its always suprised me, because when a relationship first starts, its for such simple reasons, they had a fat ass, or a nice car, or they had tatoo's, or because your friend told you they wanted you, and its all so simple. You learn more about then and they seem perfect,but have you ever wondered why at the beggening its so easy, and then when you break up you find yourself saying things like.."You know, our lives are just headed in different directions"(what the fuck does that even mean, no your not going to be an austronaut, your working at Valero) or "You know we just grew apart"(no you just got to know them and realized there a kook), my all time favorite though "Maybe now isnt the right time for us." (which means sorry i dont want you but i want to know you still will want me in the future in case i cant find someone better than you....ouchhh my hearts breaking a little at that one.)
Anyways, heres what I can say, if your coming to the end of a relationship but are scared put the nail in the coffin, ask yourself this, are you willing to invest time into someone who isnt giving you everything you need? You may give yourself some excuses, say that they will change, or that love is about compromise, but thats all bullshit, people dont change and love is a fairtytale not a battlefield...With 6 billion people in the world, you deserve the one you want, not the one you have to fix...(wont work) I'll leave you with this little quote my mom told me once.
"If they are the one, you would be with them.".....Pull the trigger if isnt working, delaying the inevitable only makes it worse and it makes you a pussy, no bueno... (and if your not in a relationship,and reading this, then go get some girls and see how many u can fit into your bed, my records 3, think you can beat me?)....Until next week my friends, maybe this picture will remind you.....
Its always suprised me, because when a relationship first starts, its for such simple reasons, they had a fat ass, or a nice car, or they had tatoo's, or because your friend told you they wanted you, and its all so simple. You learn more about then and they seem perfect,but have you ever wondered why at the beggening its so easy, and then when you break up you find yourself saying things like.."You know, our lives are just headed in different directions"(what the fuck does that even mean, no your not going to be an austronaut, your working at Valero) or "You know we just grew apart"(no you just got to know them and realized there a kook), my all time favorite though "Maybe now isnt the right time for us." (which means sorry i dont want you but i want to know you still will want me in the future in case i cant find someone better than you....ouchhh my hearts breaking a little at that one.)
Anyways, heres what I can say, if your coming to the end of a relationship but are scared put the nail in the coffin, ask yourself this, are you willing to invest time into someone who isnt giving you everything you need? You may give yourself some excuses, say that they will change, or that love is about compromise, but thats all bullshit, people dont change and love is a fairtytale not a battlefield...With 6 billion people in the world, you deserve the one you want, not the one you have to fix...(wont work) I'll leave you with this little quote my mom told me once.
"If they are the one, you would be with them.".....Pull the trigger if isnt working, delaying the inevitable only makes it worse and it makes you a pussy, no bueno... (and if your not in a relationship,and reading this, then go get some girls and see how many u can fit into your bed, my records 3, think you can beat me?)....Until next week my friends, maybe this picture will remind you.....
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Week 13... Love
Ahhhhh, it feels good to be home.... excuse if you will, my absense, but i felt it neccessary to step away from blogging and do a little living....But now im back in black...
This week i want to talk about love, and relationships....ahh yes, you know, a relationship,that akward moment when you start liking the girl your sleeping with...yes, that moment.....
Too many people are afraid of love, or afraid to take a chance, because theyve been hurt, or they saw there friends get hurt, or because they secretly like animals (Akward turtle), whatever the reason, people have a million and one excuses as to why they cant be in a relationship....Youve seen the posts on facebook and twitter, "Im an independent women, I dont need a man to be happy, blah blah blah,." Mine as well put a desperate sticker on your face because its obvious.
Even worse are the guys, "I dont need no bitch, I gets my money..." Yes, somebody clearly broke your heart...(ouch if you felt that, im sorry but its kinda easy to see.)
I'll leave you with this, all those people who spend there nights at the clubs, or spend there nights out at parties, or spend there nights chasing that perfect person or perfect moment, truely only want to find someone they can lay on the couch with, eat a snack, watch a movie, slap bones a couple times (sexy time), and pass out in each others arms...(you cant deny it because as you read that a little smile crept onto your face...gotchu)
This weeks tip,"Dont ever lose sight of your goal, sure alot of beautiful women are amazing to have, but all it takes is one to show you what you were really looking for."
Until next week my friends..... (I know, I know, You love me...)
This week i want to talk about love, and relationships....ahh yes, you know, a relationship,that akward moment when you start liking the girl your sleeping with...yes, that moment.....
Too many people are afraid of love, or afraid to take a chance, because theyve been hurt, or they saw there friends get hurt, or because they secretly like animals (Akward turtle), whatever the reason, people have a million and one excuses as to why they cant be in a relationship....Youve seen the posts on facebook and twitter, "Im an independent women, I dont need a man to be happy, blah blah blah,." Mine as well put a desperate sticker on your face because its obvious.
Even worse are the guys, "I dont need no bitch, I gets my money..." Yes, somebody clearly broke your heart...(ouch if you felt that, im sorry but its kinda easy to see.)
I'll leave you with this, all those people who spend there nights at the clubs, or spend there nights out at parties, or spend there nights chasing that perfect person or perfect moment, truely only want to find someone they can lay on the couch with, eat a snack, watch a movie, slap bones a couple times (sexy time), and pass out in each others arms...(you cant deny it because as you read that a little smile crept onto your face...gotchu)
This weeks tip,"Dont ever lose sight of your goal, sure alot of beautiful women are amazing to have, but all it takes is one to show you what you were really looking for."
Until next week my friends..... (I know, I know, You love me...)
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
week 12..."Action"
Watsup bloggers...i know i know....its been to long, trust me i feel you on that...
what have i been up to??? well besides from being emo from having my heart broken(i know cry me a river) ive been busy drinking, smoking, and partying my ass off....so excuse my absence....
Through all this stupidity, i stumbled onto a very clear fact....and to keep this blog up and running i felt i shouldnt post until i had real evidence, or real knowledge that i should share that could help out the fellow man.... and it was actually wise words that were passed down to me.....
She told me: "Dont listen to what she says, watch what she does."
In other words, dont listen to the words when a girl says i want to hang out, or she really likes you, or she thinks your really cute...forget all of that....
Everybody lies, and face it, you would lie to a girl too if you knew you could get something out of it, the truth is we do it all the time....we tell them "oh your so pretty" "wow your perfect" my favorite, "i cant believe ive never met you before, your so cool".... When really all were thinking is where can i stick my dick...(blunt but true, and i know that made you laugh)
Anyways, this weeks tip is.
"Forget what there saying, watch what they are doing."
If a girl spends all her time telling you she wants to hang out but flakes for the randomest reasons....sorry bro....somebody else has her heart.... quit waiting and go hit on the next girl odds are shes better than the last....
Until next week my friends.....(or month depending on how life goes.)
what have i been up to??? well besides from being emo from having my heart broken(i know cry me a river) ive been busy drinking, smoking, and partying my ass off....so excuse my absence....
Through all this stupidity, i stumbled onto a very clear fact....and to keep this blog up and running i felt i shouldnt post until i had real evidence, or real knowledge that i should share that could help out the fellow man.... and it was actually wise words that were passed down to me.....
She told me: "Dont listen to what she says, watch what she does."
In other words, dont listen to the words when a girl says i want to hang out, or she really likes you, or she thinks your really cute...forget all of that....
Everybody lies, and face it, you would lie to a girl too if you knew you could get something out of it, the truth is we do it all the time....we tell them "oh your so pretty" "wow your perfect" my favorite, "i cant believe ive never met you before, your so cool".... When really all were thinking is where can i stick my dick...(blunt but true, and i know that made you laugh)
Anyways, this weeks tip is.
"Forget what there saying, watch what they are doing."
If a girl spends all her time telling you she wants to hang out but flakes for the randomest reasons....sorry bro....somebody else has her heart.... quit waiting and go hit on the next girl odds are shes better than the last....
Until next week my friends.....(or month depending on how life goes.)
Monday, July 25, 2011
Week 11...A broken Heart
ok ok ok i know..... The last blog was a little emo, and so is this one, but bare with me for a little bit.... right now im stuck...between wanting a steady, simple, girlfriend who i can just kick it with and watch a movie, and wanting to be a player who fucks every hott girl ive ever met....
the funny thing is....is that girls are in love with players, the more i act like i dont care or the more girls i sleep with....the more girls want me.... in a way its kind of sad though, because a part of me wants something real to hold on too....
I know... this blog was supposed to be about figuring out women and what it takes to get to know them better and to get them in the bed....but after 10 weeks im starting to realize alot of things just because of what ive done....
So this week ill leave you with this, by next week I will know what i want, and i will be going 100% for it....(If your an avid follower, i apologize for the inconvienve, dont worry ill be back to doing dirty deeds in no time.)
This weeks tip..."Dont try to create something out of nothing." If your heart or your heads not into talking to girls, dont force it, it only makes it worse...
Until next week my friends....
the funny thing is....is that girls are in love with players, the more i act like i dont care or the more girls i sleep with....the more girls want me.... in a way its kind of sad though, because a part of me wants something real to hold on too....
I know... this blog was supposed to be about figuring out women and what it takes to get to know them better and to get them in the bed....but after 10 weeks im starting to realize alot of things just because of what ive done....
So this week ill leave you with this, by next week I will know what i want, and i will be going 100% for it....(If your an avid follower, i apologize for the inconvienve, dont worry ill be back to doing dirty deeds in no time.)
This weeks tip..."Dont try to create something out of nothing." If your heart or your heads not into talking to girls, dont force it, it only makes it worse...
Until next week my friends....
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Week 10.."The Game."
As i sit on my computer desk, the only question that pops into my head is why?
Why do we play these stupid Games?
Dont text her too early, or too late, or too much, or not enough, dont call her so soon, wait 2 weeks if you really like her, show up late to a date, show up early to show her your commited, dont pay for dinner, pay for dinner to show her you care,pull her chair out, blow her off a couple times so she really will start to like you, bring her around your friends so she knows how cool you are, if she calls ignore to really get her to want you, treat her bad to show you dont care, treat her good to show you are a good guy, never show your emotions, pretend to always be happy.....
Why?
Why do we play such stupid games? Why cant someone just tell another person, "Hey, I like you, and i want to hang out"
Why is that such a deal breaker??
Why do people run so far away when someone says something like that??
You think about it, this week is all about reflection...
The tip is.
"If you dont know what you want, your never going to get it."
Make sure that you know what you want, and dont be afraid to go for it. And if they dont feel the same way you do, then they didnt deserve you in the first place....
Why do we play these stupid Games?
Dont text her too early, or too late, or too much, or not enough, dont call her so soon, wait 2 weeks if you really like her, show up late to a date, show up early to show her your commited, dont pay for dinner, pay for dinner to show her you care,pull her chair out, blow her off a couple times so she really will start to like you, bring her around your friends so she knows how cool you are, if she calls ignore to really get her to want you, treat her bad to show you dont care, treat her good to show you are a good guy, never show your emotions, pretend to always be happy.....
Why?
Why do we play such stupid games? Why cant someone just tell another person, "Hey, I like you, and i want to hang out"
Why is that such a deal breaker??
Why do people run so far away when someone says something like that??
You think about it, this week is all about reflection...
The tip is.
"If you dont know what you want, your never going to get it."
Make sure that you know what you want, and dont be afraid to go for it. And if they dont feel the same way you do, then they didnt deserve you in the first place....
Monday, July 11, 2011
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