week 8 "Drunk Chicks"

I Know i know....its almost like gods gift, but its really a 50-50 split. A cool drunk girl can chill and not spill everything,(including her brain) a bad drunk girl can ruin any night.....no matter how good you could ever plan something...this week me and my friend met back up with a couple girls from out of town that me met a couple of weeks ago... the plan was simple, bbq it up with her, meet her friends (which is pretty important if you know anything at all)  spend some time, drink some brews, get her alone......and get to the business like i had a tie on....(hahah yeah budday)

BUT

I kinda saw it falling apart before i could even start

HER DRUNK FRIEND

.... i wish i rememberd her name but all i can remember about this girl is that she was very drunk, very stupid, very wierd, and couldnt stop saying things like "What are we doing?",and  "Im So Drunk" ,or "My Feet Hurt" and my favorite "This Isnt Even Cracking"...... Half of me wanted to throw her as far as i could but i figured that wouldnt help my chances of actually getting the girl i wanted.... so imagine walking around a drunk girl waiting to kick it but never actually getting the chance.....
This weeks tip..."Find a distraction for the drunk one and leave."



In A Side Note On Some Hangover Shit My Boy Actually Found A Picture Of This Girl In His Phone And I Convinced Him To Let Me Post It Up..... If You See Her...hahahaha.....

Until next week my friends...

Week 7, Fuck You

Alright this weeks a little different, no long bullshit story, no long intro, no stupid metaphors, just the simple truth.. If you want to be successfull with women, you have to stop giving a shit.....Throw out every idea you have ever had and just say fuck it.....Do the complete opposite of what your expected to do, and by some wierd twist of magic, it works every time......


This weeks tip... "The more you try, the worse you look."
So quit trying and treat girls like they are disposable and they will come in the masses....




(If this weeks blog seems a bit off, blame it on the alcahol, it was a crazy weekend after all)
Until next week my friends....

Week 6, "The Wave."

I have to admit, starting this week i was definitely depressed. I was coming off a 2 week binge of hennessy and red bull every night which finnally came to a crashing halt on  thursday with me puking out my spleen, liver, some intestines, and whatever else was left in my stomach all over the floor, bed, bathroom, and hallway of my unfortunate friend. (Sorry..) So began my week, hungover for what seemed like eternity, confused because everything had been going so good, and cursing my job for making me work what seems like slave labor. To make things worse, all the girls in my phone mysteriously all fell off the face of the planet, some couldnt hang out because of graduation, others already had plans with someone else, and some just didnt pick my phone call.(ouch...but then again i do tend to make some late night last minute calls....) So there I was, detoxing off a crazy couple of weeks, celibate for what seemed like eternity,(a couple days ), and slowly losing hope....But somehow, everything can turn around so fast on a friday night.....
It was about 2 Am, the clubs had already closed and me and a close friend were on our way back to our houses,when we saw a 2 girls walking by themselves...We introduced ourselves to see where the conversation would go, and it was clear from the first line that something was going down, and it ended up pretty well......about 4:30 that morning we ended up on the beach playing a game I like to call, "no shirts"...which is exactly what you think it is..... you take your shirt off first, then they take theres off, then the pants come off, and so on and so on....So as I lay in the sand with my shirt off, her bra pushing against my chest and cold sand running down my back and onto my legs, I realized something very important.(besides from the fact that I had a boner.)
The fact is that women come and go, sometimes you can ride the high of having alot, and keep the momentum going, but sometimes you will hit the ground and crash head first into a wall.(Dust yourself off playboy and get back up.) This weeks Tip is..........
"Ride the wave, but dont be afraid to let it crash."
Youll probably end up like I did, grinning at about 5 in the morning while a girl whispers in my ear to bite a little harder......until next week my friends....

Week 5 "The Good Girl."

This week is all about the good girl......and as soon as I started writing this I realized that there are two different types of people.... The first kind, as soon as seeing the title good girl, thought to themselves of a sweet, beautiful amazing girl that they would love to be with.....(Quit cupcaking you beezy...haha) And then there are the people that read the title and instantly remembered, that a good girl is alot like trying to find a missing sock in a pair, you know it exists, you would love to have it, and you swear you saw it once, but finding it just isnt going to happen....(Cold hearted, Yikes...)
The Basic truth is that they are both right, although we all have ideas in our head of what a "Good Girl" really is, the smarter amongst us realize that there are practically any left.... So this week i met a girl named Olivia...and Olivia is a beautiful hawaiin girl who works for greenpeace...(I dont know how you judge women, but on my scale she looks like shes winning...) She approached me to sign me up for greenpeace, of course I did, and by the end of conversation we had plans to go on a date. We met up a couple days after and got some sushi, and while I was dropping her off she asked me if I would like to come inside.(I know, i know, i know, its go time is exactly what i was thinking too.) But once i was inside and tried to get closer to her, she closed up and acted very nervous. Of course I didnt know what to do, so rather then treat her like a normal girl and just push my way in, I decided to just relax and not force anything to happen. Sad to say, I left the house an hour later to let her write an essay.(Again I am always entertained by the things girls will say to get you to go haha.) When i woke up the next day i realized the ugly and very plain truth when it comes to "Good Girls."..... I should have just gone for it....
This weeks tip is....
"Even good girls want it, so dont be afraid to go for what you want." Lesson Learned...Until next week