Wow, its been so long...where have you been?? Well, lets just say that i was locked in a cage for a while, but i found a way out... Anyways happy thanksgiving yall, apologies to the people that have been anxiously waiting on me to write a new blog, ive been busy.... but not that busy.. lets start with last night though and get back into our work...
The day before thanksgiving, somehow my whole city was swept up with the same idea, in a last ditch effort find someone special before the holiday and suprisingly i found one... but lost her to the night (oh no i thought you were superman)... anyways long story short i met up with some high school friends who were back in town and had the same idea in mind, and bam theres a girl that used to waiter at a local bar... well one thing leads to another and she starts hanging with me, holding on to my pants n buying me shots, done deal im thinking right?? Wrong.....i was walking around with her and we had ditched her friend, stupidly i went to go say hi and bring her back into our circle...but since her friend wasnt getting any D (which means dick) she started taking her away from me....
I would go on but you can tell the story from here, lost her for the night, went home alone, spent a couple hours drunk calling people. "Hey please come over your so sexy..." Where does that even come from??
The lesson for the week, jealous friends WILL stop you from sleeping with her friend, so either roll with a wing man who will take one for the team, or IGNORE and SEPERATE from all friends that way she goes home with you...
Stay Thirsty my friends ill be back next week, where we can talk about, Lyzz, the cuban dancer from austrailia...(sounds good right??)
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Week 14 "Break ups"
Ooooooh, poor baby...hold ur little head, its gonna be ok hahha.... You know, sooner or later i knew i had to talk about this, its inevitable that after a matter of time, that special person, the one you love so much, the one whos laundry you do, who you take care of while theyre sick, who do you nasty freaky things to and tell them nothings wierd about any of there requests (really, you want me to wear a teddy bear costume, i guess so...haha.), its only a matter of time before you are faced with the truth, that the light just isnt shining as bright as you thought it was, and it comes time to say goodbye....But why is it such an ulgy process??
Its always suprised me, because when a relationship first starts, its for such simple reasons, they had a fat ass, or a nice car, or they had tatoo's, or because your friend told you they wanted you, and its all so simple. You learn more about then and they seem perfect,but have you ever wondered why at the beggening its so easy, and then when you break up you find yourself saying things like.."You know, our lives are just headed in different directions"(what the fuck does that even mean, no your not going to be an austronaut, your working at Valero) or "You know we just grew apart"(no you just got to know them and realized there a kook), my all time favorite though "Maybe now isnt the right time for us." (which means sorry i dont want you but i want to know you still will want me in the future in case i cant find someone better than you....ouchhh my hearts breaking a little at that one.)
Anyways, heres what I can say, if your coming to the end of a relationship but are scared put the nail in the coffin, ask yourself this, are you willing to invest time into someone who isnt giving you everything you need? You may give yourself some excuses, say that they will change, or that love is about compromise, but thats all bullshit, people dont change and love is a fairtytale not a battlefield...With 6 billion people in the world, you deserve the one you want, not the one you have to fix...(wont work) I'll leave you with this little quote my mom told me once.
"If they are the one, you would be with them.".....Pull the trigger if isnt working, delaying the inevitable only makes it worse and it makes you a pussy, no bueno... (and if your not in a relationship,and reading this, then go get some girls and see how many u can fit into your bed, my records 3, think you can beat me?)....Until next week my friends, maybe this picture will remind you.....
Its always suprised me, because when a relationship first starts, its for such simple reasons, they had a fat ass, or a nice car, or they had tatoo's, or because your friend told you they wanted you, and its all so simple. You learn more about then and they seem perfect,but have you ever wondered why at the beggening its so easy, and then when you break up you find yourself saying things like.."You know, our lives are just headed in different directions"(what the fuck does that even mean, no your not going to be an austronaut, your working at Valero) or "You know we just grew apart"(no you just got to know them and realized there a kook), my all time favorite though "Maybe now isnt the right time for us." (which means sorry i dont want you but i want to know you still will want me in the future in case i cant find someone better than you....ouchhh my hearts breaking a little at that one.)
Anyways, heres what I can say, if your coming to the end of a relationship but are scared put the nail in the coffin, ask yourself this, are you willing to invest time into someone who isnt giving you everything you need? You may give yourself some excuses, say that they will change, or that love is about compromise, but thats all bullshit, people dont change and love is a fairtytale not a battlefield...With 6 billion people in the world, you deserve the one you want, not the one you have to fix...(wont work) I'll leave you with this little quote my mom told me once.
"If they are the one, you would be with them.".....Pull the trigger if isnt working, delaying the inevitable only makes it worse and it makes you a pussy, no bueno... (and if your not in a relationship,and reading this, then go get some girls and see how many u can fit into your bed, my records 3, think you can beat me?)....Until next week my friends, maybe this picture will remind you.....
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Week 13... Love
Ahhhhh, it feels good to be home.... excuse if you will, my absense, but i felt it neccessary to step away from blogging and do a little living....But now im back in black...
This week i want to talk about love, and relationships....ahh yes, you know, a relationship,that akward moment when you start liking the girl your sleeping with...yes, that moment.....
Too many people are afraid of love, or afraid to take a chance, because theyve been hurt, or they saw there friends get hurt, or because they secretly like animals (Akward turtle), whatever the reason, people have a million and one excuses as to why they cant be in a relationship....Youve seen the posts on facebook and twitter, "Im an independent women, I dont need a man to be happy, blah blah blah,." Mine as well put a desperate sticker on your face because its obvious.
Even worse are the guys, "I dont need no bitch, I gets my money..." Yes, somebody clearly broke your heart...(ouch if you felt that, im sorry but its kinda easy to see.)
I'll leave you with this, all those people who spend there nights at the clubs, or spend there nights out at parties, or spend there nights chasing that perfect person or perfect moment, truely only want to find someone they can lay on the couch with, eat a snack, watch a movie, slap bones a couple times (sexy time), and pass out in each others arms...(you cant deny it because as you read that a little smile crept onto your face...gotchu)
This weeks tip,"Dont ever lose sight of your goal, sure alot of beautiful women are amazing to have, but all it takes is one to show you what you were really looking for."
Until next week my friends..... (I know, I know, You love me...)
This week i want to talk about love, and relationships....ahh yes, you know, a relationship,that akward moment when you start liking the girl your sleeping with...yes, that moment.....
Too many people are afraid of love, or afraid to take a chance, because theyve been hurt, or they saw there friends get hurt, or because they secretly like animals (Akward turtle), whatever the reason, people have a million and one excuses as to why they cant be in a relationship....Youve seen the posts on facebook and twitter, "Im an independent women, I dont need a man to be happy, blah blah blah,." Mine as well put a desperate sticker on your face because its obvious.
Even worse are the guys, "I dont need no bitch, I gets my money..." Yes, somebody clearly broke your heart...(ouch if you felt that, im sorry but its kinda easy to see.)
I'll leave you with this, all those people who spend there nights at the clubs, or spend there nights out at parties, or spend there nights chasing that perfect person or perfect moment, truely only want to find someone they can lay on the couch with, eat a snack, watch a movie, slap bones a couple times (sexy time), and pass out in each others arms...(you cant deny it because as you read that a little smile crept onto your face...gotchu)
This weeks tip,"Dont ever lose sight of your goal, sure alot of beautiful women are amazing to have, but all it takes is one to show you what you were really looking for."
Until next week my friends..... (I know, I know, You love me...)
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