Yes....This week is all about sluts.....Easy girls....Girls who are down......And girls who just cant say no.....It seems like a gift from the heavens actually, you meet a hott girl, she likes you from the get go, first time you hang out......You guys get down...Things couldnt be any better.....(Nope,not the truth at all)....
So why this week though?? You have to be thinking why this week did I decide to talk about sluts??
Let me tell you a story then, about a cute girl i met named ellie.(Ellie is a cute name you cant lie.)
Anyways...I met ellie while she was working in the deli, she seemed like a cool girl so i told her whenever she worked again i would come get a sandwich from her specifically.....I came back in on monday, got the sandwich from her, got her number....and spent the night at her house that night...Now, alot of you may be screaming victory, may be running to tell your friends how it was, and may be bragging to anyone who will listen....But, sluts come at a heavy price, and if your like me then its easy to confuse sex with emotions and here is where the problem lies.....this week i shall keep it pretty straight forward and hit the nail on the head in terms of sluts. This weeks tip is, 'If your going to date a slut, make sure your dating someone else."(Because when you realize that the girl that gave it up very fast doesnt mean much, its good to have a backup plan.....) Until next week my friends....
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